This is just a smattering of my graphic design portfolio. This ranges from some of my VERY oldest work to a look my most recent and does not include my web design projects, or any of the other awesome stuff I do for that matter.
Contact me if you want to chat about a specific project you need help with.
But first let me get a few things out of the way. . .
No, I don’t work for FREE. I am constantly collecting and sharing a ton of free resources and if that doesn’t work – Google it.
YES! I have a FREE social media editorial calendar. You can find it here.
No, you can’t pick my brain over a cup of coffee, lunch or dinner for FREE. I get paid for my ideas and solutions.
YES! I do volunteer my time, and I would love to hear how you think I could help your cause . . . But be warned that I now have an oversight committee (mainly my husband) who throttles back my enthusiastic urge to give all my time away to things that don’t put food on the table. Also – I may have to say no just so I don’t kill myself before I’m 50 from trying to do too much. Nothing personal.
No, I can’t won’t build you that $15,000.00 website for 500.00 and have it up by Thursday. Seriously, watch this :
No, I do not answer my phone in a car, while with another client (I don’t think you’d like that either), while in the bathroom (you REALLY wouldn’t like that), while cooking dinner, while sleeping. . . you get the idea? I work with folks who have realistic expectations, understand what a real emergency is and have respect for my time.
YES! I will work with your schedule. Defining realistic expectations is important and if you are in a hurry to get something done, rush charges may apply. Why? Because if you’re asking me to drop every other project I am committed to, to work on yours because you are in a panic and needed it yesterday. . . that will cost you extra. If you’re an asshat about it – it will be 5 times the normal rate.
No, I do not make my living by employing a gaggle of interns working for FREE to do my work for me. (Shame on you if you do this)
Oh, and a logo is worth more than 50 fucking dollars.
As I said before – this is a smattering of my graphic design work, there is also photography, social media event coverage and team training/support, website design/Wordpress customization.
